Population | 2.53 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | wolf |
The Republic of Panzer Vor 22 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.53 billion Panzer Vor 22ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Panzer Vor 22ian economy, worth 146 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,980 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 22's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Panzer Vor 22 is ranked 101,784th in the world and 1,953rd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,398.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Panzer Vor 22 applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Panzer Vor 22 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 22, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.